The Germans stop conferring.

DIETER
Vee don’t care.  Vee still vant zat 
money or vee fuck you up.

KIEFFER
Ja, vee still vant ze money.  Vee 
sreaten you.

Walter pulls an uzi from under his coat.  It glints in the 
firelight.

WALTER
Fuck you.  Fuck the three of you.

DUDE
Hey, cool it Walter.

Walter ignores the Dude, addresses the Germans:

 WALTER
There’s no ransom if you don’t have 
a fucking hostage.  That’s what ransom 
is.  Those are the fucking rules.

DIETER
Zere ARE no ROOLZ!

WALTER
NO RULES!  YOU CABBAGE-EATING SONS-
OF- BITCHES—

KIEFFER
His girlfriend gafe up her toe!  She 
sought we’d be getting million 
dollars!  Iss not fair!

WALTER
Fair!  WHO’S THE FUCKING NIHILIST 
HERE!  WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF 
FUCKING CRYBABIES?!

The Germans stop conferring.


DIETER

Vee don’t care.  Vee still vant zat 

money or vee fuck you up.


KIEFFER

Ja, vee still vant ze money.  Vee 

sreaten you.


Walter pulls an uzi from under his coat.  It glints in the 

firelight.


WALTER

Fuck you.  Fuck the three of you.


DUDE

Hey, cool it Walter.


Walter ignores the Dude, addresses the Germans:


WALTER

There’s no ransom if you don’t have 

a fucking hostage.  That’s what ransom 

is.  Those are the fucking rules.


DIETER

Zere ARE no ROOLZ!


WALTER

NO RULES!  YOU CABBAGE-EATING SONS-

OF- BITCHES—


KIEFFER

His girlfriend gafe up her toe!  She 

sought we’d be getting million 

dollars!  Iss not fair!


WALTER

Fair!  WHO’S THE FUCKING NIHILIST 

HERE!  WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF 

FUCKING CRYBABIES?!

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